Seven Secrets…

by Rachel Ragg

Well, I have been nominated by the lovely Ordinary Parent (http://ordinary-parent.blogspot.com) for this.

I am most flattered – only I now have to come up with seven secrets. This is harder than I thought it would be, but here goes:

1. I am a complete ignoramus about technology, and it took me about two hours to work out how to insert the little image into this post.

2. I have never watched X Factor, Strictly Come Dancing, I’m  A Celebrity, Eastenders or any of the other things that normal people watch. So I feel distinctly old ladyish when I don’t know who people are tweeping about, and keep a correspondingly low profile. I dare not even try to pretend.

3. I eat the icing off party-bag cake (I’m not bothered about the spongey bit) then tell the children that said cake has gone missing/gone mouldy and try to fob them off with a Rich Tea biscuit instead.

4. I won’t eat chicken in restaurants for fear of getting food poisoning. Obviously the whole universe would collapse if Mummy were ill for a day.

5. I iron towels. The house is falling apart around us, but I iron towels. It gives me a feeling of control.

6. My cashmere cardy wasn’t really £5.99 in the sale.

7. I read the Daily Mail in cafes. And online. It’s a bit of a compulsion. Don’t tell anyone.

 

And now I’d like to hear secrets from:

http://viewfromtheloungewindow.blogspot.com/

http://reallymissingsleep.blogspot.com/

http://morethanamumblog.wordpress.com/

http://nikki-stressymummy.blogspot.com/

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